(Source: 270293, via schoolfact)

cremesouda:

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(Source: battoraushiromiya, via hotboyproblems)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via guy)

mileycyrusamazing:

Keep Calm and Love Miley —> http://bit.ly/W5KrsZ

fitness-barbie:

Totally. I should be a comedian. Look at me I am a virgin, I am so funny HA HA HA

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via consultingtrenchcoats)

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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(via hotboyproblems)

simplypotterheads:

Do you guise think George ever said to his son “Son, you were named after the most gorgeous man I ever knew. I should know, I look just like him”, do yah? Because I think eventually he just had to have done it at some point

(via consultingtrenchcoats)

condom:

damn

(via gnarly)

dontfuckburritos:

Sex in stereo don’t turn the radio down

(via nerds-are-cool)

ootd ? get yours here

(Source: coc0fashion, via unharms)

boys-and-suicide:

Remember when your biggest worry was forgetting to do your homework the night before? And now it’s contemplating whether or not you’ll make it through another day alive.

(via they-messed-me-up)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via 23rdbreak)