cooltightbutt:

773 notes?? Damn I’m flattered

(via fitspocouture)

egberts:

egberts:

our refrigerator light went out and my dad said “hey, you’re going to have to get the eggs out of the fridge for me because i’m scared of the dark.”

today he said “it’s a good thing i got a new light bulb for the refrigerator or we would’ve starved to death”

(Source: sizvideos, via confirmance)

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

(via egberts)

camouflages:

do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside

(via artpopglam)

hellothisisgay:

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay

(via egberts)

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

(via egberts)

studip:

JUST GOT HIT ON AT APPLEBEES

marley-hendrix:

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

(Source: culest, via zofia-and-sloths)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle, via zofia-and-sloths)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via zofia-and-sloths)

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

image

(Source: illkim, via tightvaginas)

(Source: rushist, via aureat)

you-cant-save-the-winchesters:

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

Even cuter in video form

(Source: karisikcerez, via pizza)