didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

(via tightvaginas)

natskep:

Visit http://natskep.com - I really hate when religious people want to rehash the creationism vs evolution debate with me as if my disbelief in god depends on an explanation of the universe.
#God #GodIsGood #Church #JesusSaves #Lord #Heaven #FatherGod #Jehova #Yahweh #Jesus #Christ #Faith #Religion #Religious #Christian #Christianity #JesusChrist

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via stabs)

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via fawnquest)

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via hotboyproblems)

polite-homeslice:

uncomfrtable:

why father

how to properly raise a kid

(Source: enelojodelculo, via fawnquest)

(Source: zerosara, via intensional)

dainelthegreat:

thechurchofbobsaget:

situpsandfruitcups:

a friendly reminder to eat

I have no words….

This is art, in it’s purest form

(via itainteasy-butitllbeworthit)

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

image

(Source: averagefairy, via hotboyproblems)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via confirmance)

punkfob:

The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”

(via pizzaapls)