if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
When I’m running I don’t have to talk to anybody and don’t have to listen to anybody. This is the part of my day I can’t do without.
whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:”
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too